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 Zeno-2 |
The Secret Diary of Cameron Baum
Apr 30 2008, 10:50 AM EDT 09/07/07 Dear diary, today was my first school day in school, and I had a lot of fun! At first it was not funny, because Connor put me down. He's so mean to me! He called me a crackpot, and told me not to behave like a freak. He also said that I have a metal plate in my head. Tell me diary, do I call him bonehead!? He is such an ***! Maybe I will tell it to mom. Mom is also bad with me because I killed that Enrique guy. She always wants all the fun for herself. Mom doesnt' like it when I call her mom, and she doesn't want me to kiss her goodbye. She says, it's because she's not my real mom, Skynet is my real mom, and my real mum is bad and will kill humankind and blablabla. Actually I belive she in her menopause. Later in school I met a girl and I gave her a tight present because she was upset. I thought we where friends, but than she killed herself. I found this a little overreacting. Why didn't she simply tell me, that she doesn't like my present? Humans are such crackpots. I believe that Connor is in love with that stupid Cheri Westin. She is sooo boring! I thought about killing her. If she bores everyone to death, she is a thread to the mission. But maybe Connor would't like that. Instead I thought about killing Morris. He always gives me funny looks. Did I tell you, diary, that I met a relative from the future? We had some fun, but than he ran away. Very impolite. Those T-888 behave like neanderthals. 3 out of 3 found this valuable. Do you? |
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Zeno-2 |
The Secret Diary of Cameron Baum
Apr 30 2008, 10:51 AM EDT Edgy and in bad mood. Killed no one. Mom didn't let me. Switched trough the channels and surfed on the internet during the night, when I don't sleep. (I told you that I don't sleep, did I?) Saw a lot of sport movies, where men and women are doing complicated acrobatics. Must be a real tough sport! They never wear clothes and make lots of sighing noises. Connor makes the same noises, all the time when he is in his room. He seems to train very hard. Met another relative from the future. He was very boring, so I locked him up in a bunker. I wonder how long it takes, until that tard finds the telephone. 09/14/07 Thought about killing Mom's boyfriend, but Mom doesn't want me to kill him. Probably this time she wants the fun for herself. She is such an egoist! She said, he might be the father of Skynet. That would make us relatives! In fact, it would make him my grandfather. But if I kill him, who would build my real mom? Who would build me? And if I'm not build, who would kill my grandfather? These time travel paradoxes always make me dizzy in da head. Met that relative again and we had some fun. I whacked his brain out, haha. No wonder that the T-888 are such morons: Their brainchips are made by Intel. 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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Zeno-2 |
The Secret Diary of Cameron Baum
Apr 30 2008, 10:52 AM EDT 09/18/07 I think I'm in love!!! There is this guy from the future, Derrek. He pretends that he hates me, but a girl knows in her soul, when the heart of a man is beating for her. I feel so happy!!! He looks so sexy, with lots of tattoos and scars. Like a rapper or so. These bad boys now how to make a girls body tingle... Saw a funny movie last night. A girl quoted that one time, in the band camp, she stuck a flute in her mumu. I don't know what was so funny about that. On the web they do this all the time and with all sorts of things. Anyway, I will find out, when I'm back at school. 10/01/07 Somone killed my grandfather. At first I thought that I would stop existing, you know, all that time-travel-paradox stuff. And suddenly I stopped existing. But than it turned out that my T++ program had terminated. These logical paradoxes of time traveling had caused a segmentation fault, or so. At least, thats what Connor told me, after he fixed the code. He said, he had to check every inch of my body to find the bug. I always thought my program is in my head, but Connor ensured to me how necessary it was to check every part of my body twice. He worked very hard, his face is red and he is totally exhausted. How I love my nerdy brother! I'm still existing, although grand dad is dead. Otherwise, who would write this diary? This gnothi guy? Cogito, ergo sum, isn't it? Connor suggested me not to think to much about time travel. 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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Zeno-2 |
The Secret Diary of Cameron Baum
Apr 30 2008, 10:53 AM EDT 10/02/07 Nothing special. Found a band flute at school. It broke after two-third. Next time I will use something more solid. 10/03/07 Derrek brought me down. He says I've no soul! How can he say that! I was so angry! I wanted to kill him! I wanted to kill everyone! I wanted to start the apocalypse! Really, diary, sometimes I understand what my real mom did....will do ...will have done....will probably do...um... Another difficulty about this time traveling stuff is to find the correct grammatical tense. Felt better after I kicked some russian asses. I'm a cat! But need to find a new ballet teacher. 10/06/07 Tried the bar of coltan. It's more solid, but it made me look fat. 10/11/07 Used an asian guy and killed Morris. No. The other way round. Morris asked me to go to the prom with him. In that moment I felt a squishy pimple growing. It's near by the spot were my mole vanishes and reappears all the time. ... 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
 Postal_Maniac |
RE: The Secret Diary of Cameron Baum
Apr 30 2008, 7:17 PM EDT Pizza Day Too much greasy pizza. I'm feeling clogged. Connor said I shouldn't drink drain cleaner at school, just because it's deadly poisonous. Morris thought I was faking it. Squishy humans will believe anything. At home, mom said I was spending too much time in the bathroom. I'm just not used to eating so often. Mom still can't remember when pizza day is. She can be such a bonehead. Sometimes it's not easy being metal. Do you find this valuable? |
 mg.mikael |
RE: The Secret Diary of Cameron Baum
Apr 30 2008, 9:21 PM EDT I don't understand what you're trying to do with this "diary", Zeno-2. Is it supposed to be sarcastic, and weird? I'm just sayin look at somethings you said, "He's so mean to me!", "Edgy and in bad mood. Killed no one. Mom didn't let me." Zeno-2, are you trying to be funny or are you trying to make a joke out of TSCC? 0 out of 5 found this valuable. Do you? |
 intrepid |
RE: The Secret Diary of Cameron Baum
Apr 30 2008, 9:29 PM EDT "I don't understand what you're trying to do with this "diary", Zeno-2. Is it supposed to be sarcastic, and weird? I'm just sayin look at somethings you said, "He's so mean to me!", "Edgy and in bad mood. Killed no one. Mom didn't let me." Zeno-2, are you trying to be funny or are you trying to make a joke out of TSCC? "It’s supposed to be funny! 4 out of 4 found this valuable. Do you? |
 udm |
RE: The Secret Diary of Cameron Baum
Apr 30 2008, 11:29 PM EDT "I don't understand what you're trying to do with this "diary", Zeno-2. Is it supposed to be sarcastic, and weird? I'm just sayin look at somethings you said, "He's so mean to me!", "Edgy and in bad mood. Killed no one. Mom didn't let me." Zeno-2, are you trying to be funny or are you trying to make a joke out of TSCC? "lol where's your sense of humour? I thought it was really funny too 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
 dukeofpuke |
RE: The Secret Diary of Cameron Baum
May 1 2008, 2:37 AM EDT "Tried the bar of coltan. It's more solid, but it made me look fat." LOL. Hucking fillarious. Like the secret diary of Darth Vader. 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |