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| FEAR ME!!! LOVE ME!!! (pretty much all of the latter) | ABOUT THIS TERMINATOR |
 Model/series information: The Colbertinator SC-1,000,000 AKA(s): A Warrior-Poet Featured in: Strangers With Candy, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report Created by: God Almighty! Special effects: Has nifty computer graphics on his show... they move and make noises, and stuff. Played by: Stephen Colbert (with a hard "T"), but if you pronounce it that way he'll punch you in the throat. TALK ABOUT THIS TERMINATOR FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES ONLY!!! (I would love to see Stephen Colbert guest star in a strait-laced, but wry roll as a history teacher as a wink to his daffy character on Strangers With Candy) | Design specifications: Prototypes: There is only one! Physical appearance: Dashingly handsome-- at least he thinks so! Endoskeleton characteristics: Take Cameron's design and septuple it! No, strike that. He's ALWAYS better than any other Terminator-- past or future! Aritificial Intelligence factors: Highly advanced hyper-satirical joke processor core-- has about 10 reduntant chips Serious Flaws: Loves Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly... or does he? Must have his Starbucks Coffee or GOD HELP YOU!! Has a I Heart Huckabee bumper sticker on his hog. An ego the size of a small planet. Development history: improv comedy, political satire Capabilites: Able to cut through truthiness like it was warm butter Combat modes: Pure rage How this Terminator infiltrates: sneaks up on you during his trademark interviews or during a White House Press Dinner and pummels you silly. Trademark attack style: Anger, and then even more anger if the first bit isn't angry enough. Then he has a temper tantrum... seriously, folks, it isn't a pretty sight! Casualty count: Jon Stewart, Conan O'Brian. He's gunning for you Cameron... to make you his cyborg love slave! You remind him of CNN's Soledad O'Brian (he can't get enough of her apparently). Best lines: "I'll Be Back... if you pay me enough." "There are bears here??!! Run for your lives!!" "Come On!!" Best scenes: Beating the crap out of Jon Stewart and Conan. Going into coffee withdrawl. Any interview he does. The 2006 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner's key note address. Demise: NEVER! HE CANNOT BE STOPPED!!! |
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Sarah Connor Chronicles
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T-800
T-X
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the terminator
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