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| Mar 3 2008, 3:33 PM EST | Cuckoo4CocoaPuffs | 1 word added, 1 word deleted |
| Mar 3 2008, 3:32 PM EST | Cuckoo4CocoaPuffs | 4 words added |
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| FEAR ME!!! LOVE ME!!! (pretty much all of the latter) | ABOUT THIS TERMINATOR |
 Model/series information: The Colbertinator SC-1,000,000 AKA(s): A Warrior-Poet Featured in: Strangers With Candy, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report Created by: God Almighty! Special effects: Has nifty computer graphics on his show... they move and make noises, and stuff. Played by: Stephen Colbert (with a hard "T"), but if you pronounce it that way he'll punch you in the throat. TALK ABOUT THIS TERMINATOR | Design specifications: Prototypes: There is only one! Physical appearance: Dashingly handsome-- at least he thinks so! Endoskeleton characteristics: Take Cameron's design and septuple it! No, strike that. He's ALWAYS better than any other Terminator-- past or future! Aritificial Intelligence factors: Highly advanced hyper-satirical joke processor core-- has about 10 reduntant chips Serious Flaws: Loves Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly... or does he? Must have his Starbucks Coffee or GOD HELP YOU!! Has a I Heart Huckabee bumper sticker on his hog. An ego the size of a small planet. Development history: improv comedy, political satire Capabilites: Able to cut through truthiness like it was warm butter Combat modes: Pure rage How this Terminator infiltrates: sneaks up on you during his trademark interviews or during a White House Press Dinner and pummels you silly. Trademark attack style: Anger, and then even more anger if the first bit isn't angry enough. Then he has a temper tantrum... seriously, folks, it isn't a pretty sight! Casualty count: Jon Stewart, Conan O'Brian. He's gunning for you Cameron... to make you his cyborg love slave! You remind him of CNN's Soledad O'Brian (can't get enough of her). Best lines: "I'll Be Back... if you pay me enough." "There are bears here??!! Run for your lives!!" "Come On!!" Best scenes: Beating the crap out of Jon Stewart and Conan. Going into coffee withdrawl. Any interview he does. The 2006 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner's key note address. Demise: NEVER! HE CANNOT BE STOPPED!!! |
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